Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Recenty Conversation Ruby Tuesday Preshow

7:43 alanatomic: I am here,......entertain me please 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: we will begin our entertainment by creating an illusion of a large stage with red velvet curtains 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: the orchestra begins to warm up, the horn section has trouble hitting the proper middle c 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: the audience is murmuring and hunting for seats.... 
7:47 RubyDubidoux: the audience is upscale, men wearing starched shirts and ties, ladies with their best frock and even a small hat or two sits atop a recently coiffed bob 

7:48 pharmakeus: Hi Tommy 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: Smile 
7:48 alanatomic: Hi Chris 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: Tommy is showing people to their seats 
7:48 alanatomic: Hi Ruby 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: Smile 
7:49 pharmakeus: except for the bum in the back who looks a bit like Truman Capote? 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: Truman couldn't make it, he sent his cousin Abner 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: Abner Capote the famous furrier 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: made his money in hooch and then switched to furs 

7:51 RubyBot: Today's Safeword is Philtrum. 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: philtrum 
7:51 RubyBot: RubyDubidoux said the safeword. Please remain calm. 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: shot channel per pinky 
7:51 randolfambrose: what's a philtrum? 
7:51 RubyBot: Philtrum, n. A vertical cleft or indentation extending from the nose to the upper lip of many mammals. 
7:51 pinkyrv: I am covered in gymnosperm 
7:51 randolfambrose:  
7:51 RubyDubidoux: HAHAHAAHAH!!!! 
randolfambrose pokes pinky 
randolfambrose examins finger 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: OHhh my gosh! 
7:51 randolfambrose: tasty. 
7:52 pinkyrv: gymnosperm 
7:52 randolfambrose: tastes like chicken? 
7:52 pinkyrv: even my snot gutter 
7:52 RubyBot: theironsaul has joined chat. Share and enjoy! 

8:06 pharmakeus: shout at them in german ... that will work 
8:06 pinkyrv: it means, "Get thee behind me Satan!" 
8:06 pharmakeus: achtung dumkoffs. 
8:06 pharmakeus: LOL

Vintage Ruby Tuesday Show!!!


Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Caption Contest, Balderdash, Word Games and More!


The following is a portion of the chat from a show a few weeks ago. Maybe this won't make sense to you, but if you like word games, caption contests, balderdash, and music and spontaneous fun, you should come and participate in the live show. Broadcast LIVE via ustream every Tuesday at 8pm eastern time at this link:http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skittles-bits   All you have to do is show up, create a free user name and join in the fun. We'll save you a seat! You can even watch the recorded show on Public Access The Peoples Channel TV in Chapel Hill, Durham and Carrboro!   :)


7:42 pharmakeus: tex can be closer to mike
7:42 pinkyrv: Randolf Skype picture is the safeword
7:42 RubyBot: Today's Safeword is Dachshund.
7:42 trilobite2: ahhhh!
7:42 trilobite2: too much gain
7:43 pharmakeus: different preamp, Elaine?
7:43 alanatomic: fine
7:43 randolfambrose: all ok now?
7:43 pharmakeus: audeince might need to use their own volume knobs
7:43 pharmakeus: everybody will be different
7:44 pharmakeus: Elaine could use a -1db bass roll off from 100 khtz down
7:44 pinkyrv: I am tightening up my jock strap
7:44 pharmakeus: sounds fine
7:45 pinkyrv: good sound
7:46 RubyBot: brewchugger has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
7:47 brewchugger: new digs?
7:47 alanatomic: randolf could be a tad louder
7:47 pinkyrv: your other headphone were wonky Elaine
7:47 RubyDubidoux: wonky wonky
7:48 RubyDubidoux: what's the safeword tonight?
7:48 RubyBot: Today's Safeword is Dachshund.
7:48 RubyDubidoux: wjat
7:48 RubyDubidoux: what's a daschund?
7:48 pharmakeus: kewl
7:48 pharmakeus: great picking
7:48 pharmakeus: is that a martin?
7:48 alanatomic: it's a dacshound and it's a dog
7:48 RubyBot: alanatomic probably said the safeword. Please remain calm.
7:49 pharmakeus: yeah. great tight bass
7:49 randolfambrose: define dashund
7:49 RubyBot: Dachshund, n. A short-legged, long-bodied dog.
7:49 pinkyrv: My weiner has a first name it's O S C A R
7:49 brewchugger: you gotta make a face while yer doin' it, ruby
7:50 pharmakeus: The Dachshunds of Frankfurt ... I wish I had a band called that!
7:50 RubyBot: pharmakeus probably said the safeword. Please remain calm.
7:50 trilobite2: arrrrrr
7:51 brewchugger: could you adapt that tune to "prostitute"?  ;)
7:51 brewchugger: gotta be some good rhymes there...
7:53 pharmakeus: is that a barritone uke? it seems like one big uke
7:54 pinkyrv: damn, my audio keeps cutting out
7:55 RubyBot: nick_w has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
7:55 pinkyrv: Hi Nick
7:55 nick_w: Hi Elaine and folks
7:55 alanatomic: HI Nick
7:55 nick_w: howdy
7:55 nick_w: (clap)
7:56 nick_w: depends on the size of your hands
7:56 pharmakeus: let's hear the emeral soprano too
7:56 pinkyrv: you know what they say, big hands, big ukelele
7:56 brewchugger: the cuke!
7:57 pharmakeus: LOL, Tom. yeah, I just bought my daughter a soprano banjolele and I can't play a frigging g chord on it
7:57 trilobite2: arrrrr
7:57 pharmakeus: my fingers are short but very thick. It's my neanderthal genes ;)
7:58 pharmakeus: all good here
7:58 trilobite2: I hear fine
7:58 alanatomic: fine
7:58 brewchugger: ;)
7:58 nick_w: please do Elaine
7:59 pharmakeus: yeah. You could rauise that mike maybe 5 inches
7:59 pinkyrv: get on the floor :P
7:59 pharmakeus: BEER :)
7:59 pharmakeus: but sadly ... it is American beer ..... :P
7:59 pinkyrv: trolololo yeayeayeayeayeayeayea
8:00 nick_w: are you guys wearing pants?
8:00 brewchugger: do you drink a lotta foster's , pharm?
8:00 trilobite2: everything went dark
8:00 nick_w: who turned out the lights?
8:00 nick_w: are you guys making out?
8:00 pharmakeus: Fosters? oooo ew. No way ... that's sugar water for getting stupid women drunk
8:01 pharmakeus: try Little creatures pale ale
8:01 brewchugger: not australian for "beer"?
8:01 pinkyrv: Where are the Cheetos Scott?
8:01 pharmakeus: Fosters ... o no. that's a mass produced beer made with white sugar
8:02 brewchugger: hmmm...advertising misled me...
8:02 pharmakeus: You will have to come to canberra and let me buy you some really great Ozzie beers, brew :)
8:02 pinkyrv: How high are you?
8:03 pinkyrv: And Henri?
8:03 pinkyrv: Are ther any weiner dogs?
8:03 pinkyrv: how is your backside?
8:04 trilobite2: I had no idea Randolf was competing in the olympics
8:04 pharmakeus: LOL
8:04 pharmakeus: LOL
8:04 nick_w: (clap)
8:05 pharmakeus: LOL
8:05 trilobite2: I wonder if he really did that?
8:05 RubyBot: theironsaul has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
8:05 trilobite2: Cat polin...   LOL
8:05 nick_w: I have been competing in the hurling competition
8:05 trilobite2: what is the cat's name?
8:06 pharmakeus: merde
8:06 theironsaul: trilo the cat
8:06 pinkyrv: The Dew Drop Inn
8:06 nick_w: El Burro Di Matadore
8:06 pharmakeus: Human Sacrifice Food
8:07 trilobite2: I know where that is Pink
8:07 RubyBot: Nuuute has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
8:07 pinkyrv: NUUUTE!
8:07 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
8:07 Nuuute: I hate when I am late for the show
8:07 trilobite2: NUUUUUUUUUTe
8:07 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
8:07 RubyBot: ElunaBleu has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
8:07 pinkyrv: LUNA!
8:08 pharmakeus: Hi Saul, Luna Nuuute!
8:08 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
8:08 ElunaBleu: Did y'all miss me? I missed you!
8:08 Nuuute: Hi
8:08 nick_w: hi
8:08 RubyBot: mfwmiles has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
8:08 pinkyrv: Hi Miles
8:09 ElunaBleu: Hi everybody! I am so happy to be here. You look great!
8:09 alanatomic: Hiya Luna
8:09 theironsaul: wb Luna!
8:09 mfwmiles: hey folks and folkettes
8:09 ElunaBleu: Ruby you should be dancin too!
8:09 pinkyrv: Where is your Pabst Scott?
8:09 theironsaul: hi Miles
8:09 mfwmiles: that looks strangely like me in overalls
8:10 ElunaBleu: Where are you guys? New digs?
8:10 Nuuute: Randolf, How is the traffic near you because of the Olympics?
8:10 trilobite2: This video is always funnier the fourth time
8:10 brewchugger: they're house-sitting (allegedly), Luna
8:11 ElunaBleu: Ah...yeah right.
8:11 theironsaul: House arrest
8:11 pinkyrv: I am smoking some Cheetohs right now

7 pinkyrv: I need Summer's Eve, I'm not feeling so fresh
8:17 ElunaBleu: Thanks Randolph
8:18 randolfambrose: anytime the page goes black
8:18 pinkyrv: Ah I'm refreshed now
8:18 ElunaBleu: Have to wonder what is scarier to that little girl than the bear?
8:18 RubyDubidoux: everybody ok ?
8:18 alanatomic: bears say's "And you're sure the DNa says that these are all mine
8:18 pharmakeus: marriage between woman and teddy bear? As predicted by homophobes
8:18 mfwmiles: uncle jesse wasavery clever pedophile
8:18 RubyBot: trilobite2 has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
8:18 ElunaBleu: Funny tommy
8:19 RubyBot: brewchugger has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
8:19 Nuuute: The Gingerbread Man was caught by this family.
8:19 pinkyrv: Pedobear has some new friends
8:19 ElunaBleu: It's a bear who's had work done on his lips.
8:19 nick_w: beambird family reunion
8:19 brewchugger: looks like eddie van halen after all the drinkin...
8:19 pharmakeus: fight me, fight my bear
8:19 mfwmiles: oh i am sory i forgot  i hadto behav myself
8:19 ElunaBleu: LOL Brew
8:20 alanatomic: do these eyes make my lips look too big
8:20 Nuuute: Cheeeese
8:20 ElunaBleu: Yeah we always have to remind you of that Miles!!!!
8:20 pharmakeus: LOL Luna
8:20 mfwmiles: worlds largest novelty oven mitt
8:20 ElunaBleu: OH new games...yeah!!!!
8:20 pharmakeus: He's my phooka ... my imaginary friend ... what you see him too?
8:21 theironsaul: Pinky said he was a teained professional!
8:21 theironsaul: trained
8:21 ElunaBleu: LOL Saul
8:21 nick_w: ao he told me he loved me
8:21 pinkyrv: Iron has it
8:21 pharmakeus: Electrical tape is getting more and more expensive
8:21 mfwmiles: i tink they crosed my left one with my rightone
8:22 trilobite2: I told my five kids...
8:22 alanatomic: A man walks into a Mall and gets the signs confused
8:22 mfwmiles: (i am having serious issues with my key board)
8:22 ElunaBleu: Had the surgery but the wires musta gotten crossed cause I got 10 more kids.
8:22 pinkyrv: My testicles are DC
8:22 brewchugger: Right on, Luna!
8:23 pharmakeus: Ha ha ha Miles
8:23 pharmakeus: He was HIV positive. I was negative
8:23 Nuuute: Did you hear abou the guy that called to complain about his phone cord being too long.
8:23 theironsaul: lol pharm
8:23 nick_w: the left one hangs lower than the right one did...
8:23 mfwmiles: every time i vist my ex wife i shoot spars out of m zipper
8:24 alanatomic: Everytime I turn on my lights I get excited
8:24 brewchugger: ha!  tom ;)
8:24 pharmakeus: They wired my brain, not my vesciles ...
8:24 pharmakeus: LOL
8:24 pharmakeus: Miles!
8:24 pharmakeus: LOL Tommy!
8:25 ElunaBleu: LOL
8:25 mfwmiles: i(i thik we fiured the game out)
8:25 pinkyrv: Good one tommy
8:25 trilobite2: lol tommy
8:25 theironsaul: he got the poles crossed.........?
8:25 pharmakeus: no. randolf does a great job!
8:25 mfwmiles: my children aren't very bright...
8:26 trilobite2: Did tommy get skipped or what?
8:26 ElunaBleu: It's Randolph's accent that makes it wait Tex has a funny accent too! I love this.
8:26 pharmakeus: LOL randolf
8:26 pharmakeus: LOL Miles
8:26 pharmakeus: my dick blew a fuse ...
8:26 randolfambrose: :) pharm
8:26 ElunaBleu: LOL Pharm
8:27 mfwmiles: dez guysez?
8:27 ElunaBleu: Pharm be a good boy!
8:27 Nuuute: And this is legal to take names from the court and share them?
8:27 alanatomic: uh oh aI smell a lawsuit
8:27 pinkyrv: I electricuted 3 hookers last night
8:27 ElunaBleu: PInky!!!
8:27 Nuuute: Public record true, You are fine.
8:27 pharmakeus: Merele Haggard's evil twin
8:28 Nuuute: Nick name "Steve"
8:28 ElunaBleu: Bad
8:28 nick_w: from oskokee
8:28 trilobite2: Call Joe Nuuuuuuuuuuuute!
8:28 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
8:28 mfwmiles: what are we supposed to do?
8:28 alanatomic: dooooh okey
8:28 ElunaBleu: Bad Joe Okey
8:28 mfwmiles: married josephine dokie...now she is okie-dokie
8:28 RubyDubidoux: make some nick names for thse guys
8:29 pharmakeus: When a dead tree with no ID reaches the city morgue
8:29 Nuuute: Nickname - Thick britches
8:29 mfwmiles: ok i think we might have found th level of the room
8:29 pharmakeus: ... his nickneame is "Woody"
8:30 pinkyrv: That MISTER Okey to you dammit
8:30 theironsaul: dig yourself out miles
8:30 mfwmiles: ot a shovel?
8:30 pharmakeus: new games are a welcome challenge to my limited imagination :)
8:30 ElunaBleu: Always Miles.
8:31 pharmakeus: a device for scanning Hobbits
8:31 theironsaul: pimps use those
8:31 Nuuute: Tell me your last name,  - "Okey".... Yes tell me your last name. "Okey"... Okay tell me your last name..
8:31 alanatomic: I went to a bad electrician and he gace me a Hodoscope
8:31 mfwmiles: what a hooker does to locate clients
8:31 ElunaBleu: A device for scanning potential new ladies to walk around on streets.
8:31 pinkyrv: What an unlicensed electrician uses to test his vasectomies
8:31 trilobite2: lol Nuuute
8:31 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
8:31 RubyDubidoux: what's tonights safeword?
8:31 RubyBot: Today's Safeword is Dachshund.
8:32 pharmakeus: When Hodos are dealing with their issues ....
8:32 ElunaBleu: I was being politically correct.
8:32 Nuuute: Pinky LOL
8:32 nick_w: rufus needed to hodoscope so it wouldnt fall over
8:32 theironsaul: Said the evil electrician to the prostitute "hodoscope"
8:32 RubyDubidoux: since trilo is here tonight I'll play Perils after 9
8:32 alanatomic: I'm a Jedi so I read my Hodoscope everyday
8:32 ElunaBleu: LOL NIck
8:33 pharmakeus: when illeterate bluesmen get their prostates checked
8:33 ElunaBleu: LOL Pharm
8:33 pharmakeus: LOL Tommy
8:33 mfwmiles: mouthwash a prostitute needs to use afer a $5 client
8:33 pinkyrv: three fingers not two
8:34 Nuuute: There is a cop in the middle of your Hodose.
8:34 nick_w: 3 it is
8:34 mfwmiles: thyat wasn't good?
8:34 brewchugger: good one, miles!
8:34 pharmakeus: new sleeping pill?
8:34 ElunaBleu: LOL just too soon.
8:34 mfwmiles: that's brew...i don't know,i have very bad sense of self monitoring
8:34 theironsaul: All the working girls travel miles for hodoscope
8:35 pinkyrv: I can't believe you editted mine, you have filthy mines
8:35 pharmakeus: Delicious! What's the recipe?
8:35 ElunaBleu: This stuff is rad, dude. But it smells funny.
8:35 theironsaul: Jerry Garcia said "dude! I saw Jesus!"
8:35 mfwmiles: i am so high, everything smellslike feet
8:36 Nuuute: Are you making bunion shavings
8:36 brewchugger: you guys should sing the Iko-Iko song while doing that
8:36 trilobite2: Phil's last words were ones we can all learn from...
8:36 pinkyrv: Bass player for The Grateful Dead Randolf
8:36 pharmakeus: LOL saul
8:36 brewchugger: miles!  ;)
8:36 brewchugger: yeah
8:37 pharmakeus: LOL Trilo
8:37 Nuuute: This Jamaican Gold cheese dip is delicious.
8:37 pinkyrv: Wow! I just saw God!
8:37 ElunaBleu: Seriously officer....
8:37 pharmakeus: When Paul Bunyan went to Jamaica, his Ox said,
8:37 brewchugger: Ruby tells Tex, "Duude, let's smoke these shavings..."
8:37 mfwmiles: phil and dug liked to get high and give each other manicures...until...the inevitable happened
8:38 pharmakeus: Luna :D LOL
8:38 ElunaBleu: There's a ghost on the screen! Who is that kid holding a bunny? I am being serious.
8:38 Nuuute: Is the ghost hanging a bunny rabbit?
8:38 pinkyrv: The cops just tested a sample and concluded it was cocaine
8:38 alanatomic: who is that girl with the little dog next to ruby
8:38 nick_w: THis Jamaican Gold makes me a real fungi

: Ruby's last words are words we can all learn from.  She said...
8:58 pharmakeus: LOL Trilo
8:58 Nuuute: Nick lololololol
8:58 ElunaBleu: Can I ask you a question....
8:58 pharmakeus: What's that on your head? A rug?
8:58 nick_w: this pate is a little nutty
8:59 brewchugger: right on, nick!  ;)
8:59 ElunaBleu: Read it Randolph. Your accent makes it funny.
8:59 mfwmiles: one furniture builder named 'enry, sez to the other furniture builder Pate while dicussing their project or seating in a bar....
8:59 pinkyrv: Recent laws in California have banned force fed goose liver being served in restaraunts
8:59 pharmakeus: LOL nutty
9:00 alanatomic: at the charity Hospital event everyone loved the pate
9:00 ElunaBleu: Randolph when you say What pate it sounds llike What Patti...
9:00 Nuuute: You might want to cool this pate before serving.
9:00 pharmakeus: LOL Micael
9:00 mfwmiles: thanks for selling it so well,,,i is really the timing...
9:00 pharmakeus: LOL Pinky
9:00 nick_w: excuse me but this Pate tastes like crap
9:00 pharmakeus: LOL Tommy
9:01 theironsaul: Shortly before he died, MFT said "Elaine, the pate was incredible:.
9:01 pinkyrv: Why is there corn in the pate
9:01 ElunaBleu: @Randolph you are doing improv...love it.
9:01 theironsaul: lmao Luna
9:01 trilobite2: lol Iron
9:01 mfwmiles: excuse me, why do you have apte comng out of your butt?
9:01 pharmakeus: Dr. McMillian thought his student's poem was too passe.
9:02 alanatomic: what a lovely dog may I pate him?
9:02 pharmakeus: LOL Miles
9:02 trilobite2: LOL Pharm...  I think...
9:02 pinkyrv: you skipped me
9:02 mfwmiles: the doctor, whle eating crackrs, says to the paitent...
9:02 pharmakeus: LOL Tommy
9:03 alanatomic: picture
9:03 pinkyrv: sorry
9:03 alanatomic: ?
9:03 brewchugger: It's my pate and I'll cry if i want to...
9:03 ElunaBleu: LOL Brew
9:03 pharmakeus: LOL Brew
9:03 pharmakeus: Ew
9:03 ElunaBleu: The game is to make Randolph laugh.
9:04 pharmakeus: is this a nickname?
9:04 pinkyrv: That probe that the aliens use
9:04 pharmakeus: or a balderdash?
9:04 alanatomic: Oh lets not spinthariscopes ove who's pate it is
9:04 ElunaBleu: I spint haris co-pay, nows I am broke.
9:05 nick_w: pirate spin the bottle game
9:05 RubyDubidoux: bawdedash word
9:05 pharmakeus: When you need a device to detect Chthulhu monsters
9:05 trilobite2: lol Elu
9:05 ElunaBleu: LOL Good Accent Randolph.
9:05 pinkyrv:  a special effect used in 60's German Art Films
9:05 alanatomic: scope for examing very small sphincters
9:05 ElunaBleu: LOL Tommy
9:06 pharmakeus: instrument for measuring sagginess of underams and suchlike?
9:06 ElunaBleu: @pinky I want to watch your video collection sometime.
9:06 Nuuute: An electrician eating pate while sitting on a stool looking in a scope at Ampie's Tennies.
9:06 ElunaBleu: Clapping for Randolph now! Go Randolph.
9:07 alanatomic: spin the hairoscope and then we''l take the hair from there
9:07 pinkyrv: Habe die glechen nicht der sofa
9:07 trilobite2: Nuuuuute with the memory
9:07 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:07 nick_w: Das But
9:07 nick_w: Gut
9:07 pharmakeus: is mata hari spint. use this instrument of measurement
9:07 nick_w: good night pinky
9:08 Nuuute: Sofa King
9:08 pharmakeus: Did you have a good night on the sofa?
9:08 pinkyrv: translation: Don't get no gymnosperm on the sofa
9:08 nick_w: Du darf bein Bestrafe Pinky
9:08 nick_w: mein
9:09 ElunaBleu: It's a scope to see if your girlfriend is lying about being spent cause you were sooo good.
9:09 nick_w: ha luna
9:09 ElunaBleu: Oh yeah baby, you're the best ever.
9:10 brewchugger: you mean women can climax too, luna?!
9:10 ElunaBleu: Instructional guide for the suma katra.
9:10 theironsaul: you can take my facebook pictures down!
9:10 pharmakeus: Or maybe a device used by hair stylists to measure how much hair needs to be swept up?
9:10 trilobite2: world's first vesectamy machine designed by an unlicenced electrician
9:10 mfwmiles: what they did before they hired that unlicense electrician
9:10 nick_w: that's a funny way to play leap frog
9:10 pharmakeus: Old fashined video game
9:10 Nuuute: How to make the public generate your electricity for free.
9:10 ElunaBleu: Oh..crap I got it backwards...and so did they.
9:10 alanatomic: so round eyes you will take it until I run out of quaters
9:11 pinkyrv: Look I invented a perpetualmotion machine. I 'm gonna call it Susie after my ex girlfriend
9:11 brewchugger: i think "organ grinder" is right on ;)
9:11 Nuuute: It a Doggie Park.
9:11 pharmakeus: Nuute
9:11 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:11 ElunaBleu: Nuuute
9:11 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:11 trilobite2: NUUUUUT!
9:11 ElunaBleu: LOl Tommy
9:12 ElunaBleu: LOl Brew
9:12 RubyDubidoux: they're only playing football!
9:12 mfwmiles: phil was teaching ethel how to put when she dropped his utter
9:12 mfwmiles: putter
9:12 ElunaBleu: Miles lol
9:12 pinkyrv: Miko has been on my back for week about having kids
9:12 theironsaul: this would make for a great video
9:12 Nuuute: I feel the need to scroll down raising the picture because my niece is in the room.
9:12 nick_w: utter is funny too
9:12 trilobite2: lol the diferance one letter can make
9:13 ElunaBleu: LOL Pinky
9:13 pharmakeus: intelligence test in North korea
9:13 ElunaBleu: Elaine just turn it round and round...
9:13 ElunaBleu: That will put it in the right place.
9:13 theironsaul: lmao Luna
9:13 mfwmiles: so do you call this tuyrning or screwing?
9:13 theironsaul: yes
9:14 nick_w: gonna go sleepy now...good to see you all..night
9:14 ElunaBleu: LOL Saul...
9:14 pinkyrv: Night Nick
9:14 Gingerbird_77: night night
9:14 ElunaBleu: Night Nick....sleep sweet.
9:14 mfwmiles: night at nick
9:15 ElunaBleu: Good Miles
9:15 mfwmiles: it is almost a spoonerism
9:15 alanatomic: How come everythime I see you , you're with a different girlrilla
9:15 ElunaBleu: LOl Tommy
9:15 pharmakeus: Diane Fossey excalimed,
9:15 Nuuute: Did you see that man with the super hairy back.
9:15 mfwmiles: nturalist
9:16 brewchugger: she's the jane goodasll of gorillas
9:16 pinkyrv: WOW! That hairy woman is wearing a sexy tanga
9:16 ElunaBleu: Seriously? She was the lady that studied primates for her whole life!
9:16 mfwmiles: gorilla's in the mist?
9:16 brewchugger: jane = chimps, diane = gorillas
9:16 mfwmiles: oi think washer
9:16 pharmakeus: Right mark. that's who Diane Fossey was
9:16 ElunaBleu: OH wait...Jane Goodall. Who the hell is Diane Fossey?
9:17 theironsaul: I never knew how to explain to my redneck friends about my relationship with Ving Rhames......all I could say was.....
9:17 brewchugger: diane fossey was hairy as HELL too...
9:17 pharmakeus: see how educastion your show is :P
9:17 alanatomic: did I see you out with the fatlady last night
9:17 ElunaBleu: LOL Saul
9:17 trilobite2:
9:17 pinkyrv: Hey, hasn't that woman been in a bunch German Art Films?
9:18 brewchugger: gotta go. 'night, all!  ;)
9:18 mfwmiles: hey loo at that very attractive italian woman
9:18 ElunaBleu: NIght Brew
9:18 pinkyrv: night Brew!
9:18 theironsaul: nite brew
9:18 Nuuute: This gorilla pate tastes funny.
9:18 Gingerbird_77: Night Brew
9:18 ElunaBleu: LMAO
9:19 mfwmiles: LOL...nuuuuuut
9:19 mfwmiles: nuuuuuute
9:19 pinkyrv: nice italian accent randolf
9:19 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:19 Nuuute: Is it rotation or screwing
9:19 pinkyrv: sing, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
9:19 theironsaul: Yes Nuute
9:19 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:20 ElunaBleu: The first actor to play the Bill Murray role in Cadyshack.
9:20 alanatomic: damn cat hairs get everywhere!!!
9:20 Gingerbird_77: i second pinky's suggestion
9:20 Nuuute: Jim figured since his pets hated the vacuum that maybe the gophers would too.
9:20 pharmakeus: LOL Luna
9:20 pinkyrv: nice one luna
9:20 mfwmiles: yard work SUCKS
9:20 trilobite2: you may pooper scoop but I say pooper suck!
9:20 theironsaul: We didn'y bother Daddy much after the brain operation
9:21 pharmakeus: ... we must combat global warming ...
9:21 ElunaBleu: Good Tril. I am gonnna try that tomorrow.
9:21 mfwmiles: blue grass goomba music...a new genre
9:21 pharmakeus: That liitle green uke sound great ... as does the singer
9:21 ElunaBleu: LOL miles
9:21 Nuuute: Tired of mowing your lawn.  Send now for the Lawn sucker and we'll include the grey and black jacket for free.
9:22 trilobite2: the live music would be more fun if we could see you
9:22 RubyDubidoux: we meed a [rpdicer
9:22 RubyDubidoux: we beed a producer
9:22 pharmakeus: Nuute ... suck gophers
9:22 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:22 pinkyrv: lets breed producers
9:22 pharmakeus: LOL Miles
9:23 alanatomic: the unliscenced electricina assured me this was the way to clean out the cesspool
9:23 pharmakeus: I could not afford a ride on mower. but I did want to impress women ...
9:23 trilobite2: the lyrics page Ruby is reading must be smudged
9:23 ElunaBleu: Nice low note Randolph
9:24 Nuuute: ... hits your eye like a big pizza pie that a pate.
9:24 ElunaBleu: Tril that's how they sing it where she lives.
9:24 Nuuute: This man has the biggest living room ever.
9:24 pharmakeus: LOL NUUUUTE
9:24 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:24 trilobite2: Nuuuuute!
9:24 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:24 pinkyrv: Whenworld start to shin like youve had too much wine thats amore
9:24 alanatomic: hey look I found a quater
9:25 pinkyrv: 2nd line
9:25 pharmakeus: No dam grass is gonna burn down my barn!
9:25 Gingerbird_77: NuuuuuTe
9:25 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:25 mfwmiles: when an eel lunges out and he bites off ioyour snout, that amore
9:25 ElunaBleu: Then the guy puts his hand on my thight...that's amore.
9:25 theironsaul: when you're alright and the cops end you're night....that's a bore
9:25 pharmakeus: LOL Michael

9:25 theironsaul: when you're alright and the cops end you're night....that's a bore
9:25 pharmakeus: LOL Michael
9:26 alanatomic: what makes the most noise when the flying nun goes airborne
9:26 pinkyrv: When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool that's amore
9:26 pharmakeus: can I write some lyrics for you ... is that what you are saying? :P

 at the charity Hospital event everyone loved the pate
9:00 ElunaBleu: Randolph when you say What pate it sounds llike What Patti...
9:00 Nuuute: You might want to cool this pate before serving.
9:00 pharmakeus: LOL Micael
9:00 mfwmiles: thanks for selling it so well,,,i is really the timing...
9:00 pharmakeus: LOL Pinky
9:00 nick_w: excuse me but this Pate tastes like crap
9:00 pharmakeus: LOL Tommy
9:01 theironsaul: Shortly before he died, MFT said "Elaine, the pate was incredible:.
9:01 pinkyrv: Why is there corn in the pate
9:01 ElunaBleu: @Randolph you are doing improv...love it.
9:01 theironsaul: lmao Luna
9:01 trilobite2: lol Iron
9:01 mfwmiles: excuse me, why do you have apte comng out of your butt?
9:01 pharmakeus: Dr. McMillian thought his student's poem was too passe.
9:02 alanatomic: what a lovely dog may I pate him?
9:02 pharmakeus: LOL Miles
9:02 trilobite2: LOL Pharm...  I think...
9:02 pinkyrv: you skipped me
9:02 mfwmiles: the doctor, whle eating crackrs, says to the paitent...
9:02 pharmakeus: LOL Tommy
9:03 alanatomic: picture
9:03 pinkyrv: sorry
9:03 alanatomic: ?
9:03 brewchugger: It's my pate and I'll cry if i want to...
9:03 ElunaBleu: LOL Brew
9:03 pharmakeus: LOL Brew
9:03 pharmakeus: Ew
9:03 ElunaBleu: The game is to make Randolph laugh.
9:04 pharmakeus: is this a nickname?
9:04 pinkyrv: That probe that the aliens use
9:04 pharmakeus: or a balderdash?
9:04 alanatomic: Oh lets not spinthariscopes ove who's pate it is
9:04 ElunaBleu: I spint haris co-pay, nows I am broke.
9:05 nick_w: pirate spin the bottle game
9:05 RubyDubidoux: bawdedash word
9:05 pharmakeus: When you need a device to detect Chthulhu monsters
9:05 trilobite2: lol Elu
9:05 ElunaBleu: LOL Good Accent Randolph.
9:05 pinkyrv:  a special effect used in 60's German Art Films
9:05 alanatomic: scope for examing very small sphincters
9:05 ElunaBleu: LOL Tommy
9:06 pharmakeus: instrument for measuring sagginess of underams and suchlike?
9:06 ElunaBleu: @pinky I want to watch your video collection sometime.
9:06 Nuuute: An electrician eating pate while sitting on a stool looking in a scope at Ampie's Tennies.
9:06 ElunaBleu: Clapping for Randolph now! Go Randolph.
9:07 alanatomic: spin the hairoscope and then we''l take the hair from there
9:07 pinkyrv: Habe die glechen nicht der sofa
9:07 trilobite2: Nuuuuute with the memory
9:07 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:07 nick_w: Das But
9:07 nick_w: Gut
9:07 pharmakeus: is mata hari spint. use this instrument of measurement
9:07 nick_w: good night pinky
9:08 Nuuute: Sofa King
9:08 pharmakeus: Did you have a good night on the sofa?
9:08 pinkyrv: translation: Don't get no gymnosperm on the sofa
9:08 nick_w: Du darf bein Bestrafe Pinky
9:08 nick_w: mein
9:09 ElunaBleu: It's a scope to see if your girlfriend is lying about being spent cause you were sooo good.
9:09 nick_w: ha luna
9:09 ElunaBleu: Oh yeah baby, you're the best ever.
9:10 brewchugger: you mean women can climax too, luna?!
9:10 ElunaBleu: Instructional guide for the suma katra.
9:10 theironsaul: you can take my facebook pictures down!
9:10 pharmakeus: Or maybe a device used by hair stylists to measure how much hair needs to be swept up?
9:10 trilobite2: world's first vesectamy machine designed by an unlicenced electrician
9:10 mfwmiles: what they did before they hired that unlicense electrician
9:10 nick_w: that's a funny way to play leap frog
9:10 pharmakeus: Old fashined video game
9:10 Nuuute: How to make the public generate your electricity for free.
9:10 ElunaBleu: Oh..crap I got it backwards...and so did they.
9:10 alanatomic: so round eyes you will take it until I run out of quaters
9:11 pinkyrv: Look I invented a perpetualmotion machine. I 'm gonna call it Susie after my ex girlfriend
9:11 brewchugger: i think "organ grinder" is right on ;)
9:11 Nuuute: It a Doggie Park.
9:11 pharmakeus: Nuute
9:11 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:11 ElunaBleu: Nuuute
9:11 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:11 trilobite2: NUUUUUT!
9:11 ElunaBleu: LOl Tommy
9:12 ElunaBleu: LOl Brew
9:12 RubyDubidoux: they're only playing football!
9:12 mfwmiles: phil was teaching ethel how to put when she dropped his utter
9:12 mfwmiles: putter
9:12 ElunaBleu: Miles lol
9:12 pinkyrv: Miko has been on my back for week about having kids
9:12 theironsaul: this would make for a great video
9:12 Nuuute: I feel the need to scroll down raising the picture because my niece is in the room.
9:12 nick_w: utter is funny too
9:12 trilobite2: lol the diferance one letter can make
9:13 ElunaBleu: LOL Pinky
9:13 pharmakeus: intelligence test in North korea
9:13 ElunaBleu: Elaine just turn it round and round...
9:13 ElunaBleu: That will put it in the right place.
9:13 theironsaul: lmao Luna
9:13 mfwmiles: so do you call this tuyrning or screwing?
9:13 theironsaul: yes
9:14 nick_w: gonna go sleepy now...good to see you all..night
9:14 ElunaBleu: LOL Saul...
9:14 pinkyrv: Night Nick
9:14 Gingerbird_77: night night
9:14 ElunaBleu: Night Nick....sleep sweet.
9:14 mfwmiles: night at nick
9:15 ElunaBleu: Good Miles
9:15 mfwmiles: it is almost a spoonerism
9:15 alanatomic: How come everythime I see you , you're with a different girlrilla
9:15 ElunaBleu: LOl Tommy
9:15 pharmakeus: Diane Fossey excalimed,
9:15 Nuuute: Did you see that man with the super hairy back.
9:15 mfwmiles: nturalist
9:16 brewchugger: she's the jane goodasll of gorillas
9:16 pinkyrv: WOW! That hairy woman is wearing a sexy tanga
9:16 ElunaBleu: Seriously? She was the lady that studied primates for her whole life!
9:16 mfwmiles: gorilla's in the mist?
9:16 brewchugger: jane = chimps, diane = gorillas
9:16 mfwmiles: oi think washer
9:16 pharmakeus: Right mark. that's who Diane Fossey was
9:16 ElunaBleu: OH wait...Jane Goodall. Who the hell is Diane Fossey?
9:17 theironsaul: I never knew how to explain to my redneck friends about my relationship with Ving Rhames......all I could say was.....
9:17 brewchugger: diane fossey was hairy as HELL too...
9:17 pharmakeus: see how educastion your show is :P
9:17 alanatomic: did I see you out with the fatlady last night
9:17 ElunaBleu: LOL Saul
9:17 trilobite2:
9:17 pinkyrv: Hey, hasn't that woman been in a bunch German Art Films?
9:18 brewchugger: gotta go. 'night, all!  ;)
9:18 mfwmiles: hey loo at that very attractive italian woman
9:18 ElunaBleu: NIght Brew
9:18 pinkyrv: night Brew!
9:18 theironsaul: nite brew
9:18 Nuuute: This gorilla pate tastes funny.
9:18 Gingerbird_77: Night Brew
9:18 ElunaBleu: LMAO
9:19 mfwmiles: LOL...nuuuuuut
9:19 mfwmiles: nuuuuuute
9:19 pinkyrv: nice italian accent randolf
9:19 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:19 Nuuute: Is it rotation or screwing
9:19 pinkyrv: sing, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
9:19 theironsaul: Yes Nuute
9:19 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:20 ElunaBleu: The first actor to play the Bill Murray role in Cadyshack.
9:20 alanatomic: damn cat hairs get everywhere!!!
9:20 Gingerbird_77: i second pinky's suggestion
9:20 Nuuute: Jim figured since his pets hated the vacuum that maybe the gophers would too.
9:20 pharmakeus: LOL Luna
9:20 pinkyrv: nice one luna
9:20 mfwmiles: yard work SUCKS
9:20 trilobite2: you may pooper scoop but I say pooper suck!
9:20 theironsaul: We didn'y bother Daddy much after the brain operation
9:21 pharmakeus: ... we must combat global warming ...
9:21 ElunaBleu: Good Tril. I am gonnna try that tomorrow.
9:21 mfwmiles: blue grass goomba music...a new genre
9:21 pharmakeus: That liitle green uke sound great ... as does the singer
9:21 ElunaBleu: LOL miles
9:21 Nuuute: Tired of mowing your lawn.  Send now for the Lawn sucker and we'll include the grey and black jacket for free.
9:22 trilobite2: the live music would be more fun if we could see you
9:22 RubyDubidoux: we meed a [rpdicer
9:22 RubyDubidoux: we beed a producer
9:22 pharmakeus: Nuute ... suck gophers
9:22 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:22 pinkyrv: lets breed producers
9:22 pharmakeus: LOL Miles
9:23 alanatomic: the unliscenced electricina assured me this was the way to clean out the cesspool
9:23 pharmakeus: I could not afford a ride on mower. but I did want to impress women ...
9:23 trilobite2: the lyrics page Ruby is reading must be smudged
9:23 ElunaBleu: Nice low note Randolph
9:24 Nuuute: ... hits your eye like a big pizza pie that a pate.
9:24 ElunaBleu: Tril that's how they sing it where she lives.
9:24 Nuuute: This man has the biggest living room ever.
9:24 pharmakeus: LOL NUUUUTE
9:24 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:24 trilobite2: Nuuuuute!
9:24 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:24 pinkyrv: Whenworld start to shin like youve had too much wine thats amore
9:24 alanatomic: hey look I found a quater
9:25 pinkyrv: 2nd line
9:25 pharmakeus: No dam grass is gonna burn down my barn!
9:25 Gingerbird_77: NuuuuuTe
9:25 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:25 mfwmiles: when an eel lunges out and he bites off ioyour snout, that amore
9:25 ElunaBleu: Then the guy puts his hand on my thight...that's amore.
9:25 theironsaul: when you're alright and the cops end you're night....that's a bore
9:25 pharmakeus: LOL Michael
9:26 alanatomic: what makes the most noise when the flying nun goes airborne
9:26 pinkyrv: When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool that's amore
9:26 pharmakeus: can I write some lyrics for you ... is that what you are saying? :P
9:27 mfwmiles: everything seemed to be gong wll at the new nudist onvent until...
9:27 pharmakeus: well NOT if I have to sing myself ... way too embarassing
9:27 pinkyrv: Oh naughty Zuit left the fan on again
9:27 ElunaBleu: Having taken a vow of silence, it seemed unexplainable so...
9:27 alanatomic: Sister Susie just had her nipple rings removed and then
9:27 mfwmiles: oh tha is MCH funnier
9:27 theironsaul: if you write them you must sing them
9:28 RubyDubidoux: okkk./// you send to me i'll sing
9:28 ElunaBleu: Bernie Taupin.
9:28 theironsaul: he had his nipples pierced?
9:29 Nuuute: My phone went off during Mass...
9:29 RubyBot: pharmakeus has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
9:29 ElunaBleu: OKie dokie.
9:30 pinkyrv: At the end of a German Art Film they all jump out of the plane in a giant orgy....


9:07 nick_w: Gut
9:07 pharmakeus: is mata hari spint. use this instrument of measurement
9:07 nick_w: good night pinky
9:08 Nuuute: Sofa King
9:08 pharmakeus: Did you have a good night on the sofa?
9:08 pinkyrv: translation: Don't get no gymnosperm on the sofa
9:08 nick_w: Du darf bein Bestrafe Pinky
9:08 nick_w: mein
9:09 ElunaBleu: It's a scope to see if your girlfriend is lying about being spent cause you were sooo good.
9:09 nick_w: ha luna
9:09 ElunaBleu: Oh yeah baby, you're the best ever.
9:10 brewchugger: you mean women can climax too, luna?!
9:10 ElunaBleu: Instructional guide for the suma katra.
9:10 theironsaul: you can take my facebook pictures down!
9:10 pharmakeus: Or maybe a device used by hair stylists to measure how much hair needs to be swept up?
9:10 trilobite2: world's first vesectamy machine designed by an unlicenced electrician
9:10 mfwmiles: what they did before they hired that unlicense electrician
9:10 nick_w: that's a funny way to play leap frog
9:10 pharmakeus: Old fashined video game
9:10 Nuuute: How to make the public generate your electricity for free.
9:10 ElunaBleu: Oh..crap I got it backwards...and so did they.
9:10 alanatomic: so round eyes you will take it until I run out of quaters
9:11 pinkyrv: Look I invented a perpetualmotion machine. I 'm gonna call it Susie after my ex girlfriend
9:11 brewchugger: i think "organ grinder" is right on ;)
9:11 Nuuute: It a Doggie Park.
9:11 pharmakeus: Nuute
9:11 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:11 ElunaBleu: Nuuute
9:11 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:11 trilobite2: NUUUUUT!
9:11 ElunaBleu: LOl Tommy
9:12 ElunaBleu: LOl Brew
9:12 RubyDubidoux: they're only playing football!
9:12 mfwmiles: phil was teaching ethel how to put when she dropped his utter
9:12 mfwmiles: putter
9:12 ElunaBleu: Miles lol
9:12 pinkyrv: Miko has been on my back for week about having kids
9:12 theironsaul: this would make for a great video
9:12 Nuuute: I feel the need to scroll down raising the picture because my niece is in the room.
9:12 nick_w: utter is funny too
9:12 trilobite2: lol the diferance one letter can make
9:13 ElunaBleu: LOL Pinky
9:13 pharmakeus: intelligence test in North korea
9:13 ElunaBleu: Elaine just turn it round and round...
9:13 ElunaBleu: That will put it in the right place.
9:13 theironsaul: lmao Luna
9:13 mfwmiles: so do you call this tuyrning or screwing?
9:13 theironsaul: yes
9:14 nick_w: gonna go sleepy now...good to see you all..night
9:14 ElunaBleu: LOL Saul...
9:14 pinkyrv: Night Nick
9:14 Gingerbird_77: night night
9:14 ElunaBleu: Night Nick....sleep sweet.
9:14 mfwmiles: night at nick
9:15 ElunaBleu: Good Miles
9:15 mfwmiles: it is almost a spoonerism
9:15 alanatomic: How come everythime I see you , you're with a different girlrilla
9:15 ElunaBleu: LOl Tommy
9:15 pharmakeus: Diane Fossey excalimed,
9:15 Nuuute: Did you see that man with the super hairy back.
9:15 mfwmiles: nturalist
9:16 brewchugger: she's the jane goodasll of gorillas
9:16 pinkyrv: WOW! That hairy woman is wearing a sexy tanga
9:16 ElunaBleu: Seriously? She was the lady that studied primates for her whole life!
9:16 mfwmiles: gorilla's in the mist?
9:16 brewchugger: jane = chimps, diane = gorillas
9:16 mfwmiles: oi think washer
9:16 pharmakeus: Right mark. that's who Diane Fossey was
9:16 ElunaBleu: OH wait...Jane Goodall. Who the hell is Diane Fossey?
9:17 theironsaul: I never knew how to explain to my redneck friends about my relationship with Ving Rhames......all I could say was.....
9:17 brewchugger: diane fossey was hairy as HELL too...
9:17 pharmakeus: see how educastion your show is :P
9:17 alanatomic: did I see you out with the fatlady last night
9:17 ElunaBleu: LOL Saul
9:17 trilobite2:
9:17 pinkyrv: Hey, hasn't that woman been in a bunch German Art Films?
9:18 brewchugger: gotta go. 'night, all!  ;)
9:18 mfwmiles: hey loo at that very attractive italian woman
9:18 ElunaBleu: NIght Brew
9:18 pinkyrv: night Brew!
9:18 theironsaul: nite brew
9:18 Nuuute: This gorilla pate tastes funny.
9:18 Gingerbird_77: Night Brew
9:18 ElunaBleu: LMAO
9:19 mfwmiles: LOL...nuuuuuut
9:19 mfwmiles: nuuuuuute
9:19 pinkyrv: nice italian accent randolf
9:19 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:19 Nuuute: Is it rotation or screwing
9:19 pinkyrv: sing, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
9:19 theironsaul: Yes Nuute
9:19 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:20 ElunaBleu: The first actor to play the Bill Murray role in Cadyshack.
9:20 alanatomic: damn cat hairs get everywhere!!!
9:20 Gingerbird_77: i second pinky's suggestion
9:20 Nuuute: Jim figured since his pets hated the vacuum that maybe the gophers would too.
9:20 pharmakeus: LOL Luna
9:20 pinkyrv: nice one luna
9:20 mfwmiles: yard work SUCKS
9:20 trilobite2: you may pooper scoop but I say pooper suck!
9:20 theironsaul: We didn'y bother Daddy much after the brain operation
9:21 pharmakeus: ... we must combat global warming ...
9:21 ElunaBleu: Good Tril. I am gonnna try that tomorrow.
9:21 mfwmiles: blue grass goomba music...a new genre
9:21 pharmakeus: That liitle green uke sound great ... as does the singer
9:21 ElunaBleu: LOL miles
9:21 Nuuute: Tired of mowing your lawn.  Send now for the Lawn sucker and we'll include the grey and black jacket for free.
9:22 trilobite2: the live music would be more fun if we could see you
9:22 RubyDubidoux: we meed a [rpdicer
9:22 RubyDubidoux: we beed a producer
9:22 pharmakeus: Nuute ... suck gophers
9:22 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:22 pinkyrv: lets breed producers
9:22 pharmakeus: LOL Miles
9:23 alanatomic: the unliscenced electricina assured me this was the way to clean out the cesspool
9:23 pharmakeus: I could not afford a ride on mower. but I did want to impress women ...
9:23 trilobite2: the lyrics page Ruby is reading must be smudged
9:23 ElunaBleu: Nice low note Randolph
9:24 Nuuute: ... hits your eye like a big pizza pie that a pate.
9:24 ElunaBleu: Tril that's how they sing it where she lives.
9:24 Nuuute: This man has the biggest living room ever.
9:24 pharmakeus: LOL NUUUUTE
9:24 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:24 trilobite2: Nuuuuute!
9:24 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:24 pinkyrv: Whenworld start to shin like youve had too much wine thats amore
9:24 alanatomic: hey look I found a quater
9:25 pinkyrv: 2nd line
9:25 pharmakeus: No dam grass is gonna burn down my barn!
9:25 Gingerbird_77: NuuuuuTe
9:25 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:25 mfwmiles: when an eel lunges out and he bites off ioyour snout, that amore
9:25 ElunaBleu: Then the guy puts his hand on my thight...that's amore.
9:25 theironsaul: when you're alright and the cops end you're night....that's a bore
9:25 pharmakeus: LOL Michael
9:26 alanatomic: what makes the most noise when the flying nun goes airborne
9:26 pinkyrv: When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool that's amore
9:26 pharmakeus: can I write some lyrics for you ... is that what you are saying? :P
9:27 mfwmiles: everything seemed to be gong wll at the new nudist onvent until...
9:27 pharmakeus: well NOT if I have to sing myself ... way too embarassing
9:27 pinkyrv: Oh naughty Zuit left the fan on again
9:27 ElunaBleu: Having taken a vow of silence, it seemed unexplainable so...
9:27 alanatomic: Sister Susie just had her nipple rings removed and then
9:27 mfwmiles: oh tha is MCH funnier
9:27 theironsaul: if you write them you must sing them
9:28 RubyDubidoux: okkk./// you send to me i'll sing
9:28 ElunaBleu: Bernie Taupin.
9:28 theironsaul: he had his nipples pierced?
9:29 Nuuute: My phone went off during Mass...
9:29 RubyBot: pharmakeus has joined chat. Share and enjoy!
9:29 ElunaBleu: OKie dokie.
9:30 pinkyrv: At the end of a German Art Film they all jump out of the plane in a giant orgy....
9:30 pharmakeus: When you cannot get off the bus
9:30 Nuuute: A cork for your Bottom.
9:30 ElunaBleu: A gator wrestler with a lisp.
9:30 pinkyrv: a fart that still stink the next day
9:31 pinkyrv: *stinks
9:31 mfwmiles: wahat you will NOT hav if you et taco bell now
9:31 alanatomic: new fart-delay for those with gastrolater
9:31 theironsaul: That's the ventilator for the ostomy bag
9:32 ElunaBleu: Saul...sick but funny
9:32 pharmakeus: Ghostbuster excuse fir sick day?
9:32 Nuuute: An implanted ring around your stomach that should never be installed by an unlicensed electrician.
9:32 alanatomic: what happens when your garter belt is toooo tight
9:32 trilobite2: Nuuuuuute!
9:32 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:33 Nuuute: Picture!
9:33 theironsaul: pix tour
9:33 ElunaBleu: RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:33 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:33 randolfambrose: how are you doing, rubybot?
9:33 RubyBot: Oh, I'm fine thanks randolfambrose but I do have this itch in one of my circuits that I just can't reach.
9:33 ElunaBleu: Why are his nipples whisling?
9:34 Nuuute: I will predict teh next picture.
9:34 theironsaul: stop bpowing on them
9:34 mfwmiles: when i took the IQ test, my teacher aid "WEST, your amoron"
9:34 mfwmiles: sung to the melody of "hat'samore
9:34 trilobite2: We have ways of making you talk!
9:34 alanatomic: how do you people like my new hard pate?
9:35 ElunaBleu: What this? We Asian not Native American.
9:35 pharmakeus: North Korean condenser microphone
9:35 mfwmiles: he isn't kim jong ill any more, hes kim jong dead
9:35 pinkyrv: Kim Jong looks at the microphone
9:35 trilobite2: BLEU!
9:35 theironsaul: The leader of Korea couldn't quite figure out how they could have nucleur weapons and not have hemmeroid cream
9:35 pinkyrv: darn it Chris
9:35 Nuuute: Hey China or South Korea, What can I get for this yellow Jamaican Gold?
9:35 trilobite2: Why this make America so great?
9:36 mfwmiles: kim jong sung, everybody knows one...
9:36 pharmakeus: counting corn will establish national education average
9:36 pinkyrv: Kim Jong Ill invents the gastroscope
9:36 ElunaBleu: OUch!
9:36 mfwmiles: sun to the tune of neal diamond song...
9:36 alanatomic: THis? Is a suppository? are you sure
9:37 pharmakeus: Kim Jong Il sees himself in the mirror
9:37 Nuuute: Kim inspects one families illegal food hording.
9:37 mfwmiles: thankyou elaine...was that so hard?
9:37 pharmakeus: LOL Tommy
9:37 trilobite2: What ribbed for pleasure mean?
9:37 pharmakeus: NUUUUUUTE
9:37 RubyBot: NUUUUUTE!
9:37 pinkyrv: Sweet Kim Jong Ill bah bah bah, good times never seem so bad
9:37 alanatomic: Kimasks what do I put into my other ear
9:37 ElunaBleu: LOL Tril
9:37 Nuuute: Trilo LOL falling down
9:37 pharmakeus: OOOOOO Trfilo
9:37 mfwmiles: funny chris trilo
9:38 mfwmiles: sae song
9:38 mfwmiles: same song
9:38 pinkyrv: wohoo!
9:38 mfwmiles: oops...not true
9:38 pharmakeus: Kim asks ... round peg, round hole?
9:38 mfwmiles: oh me so corny me love you long time


Hi everybody!

I just watched last night show and you all are hilarious and spontaneous and creative and you all deserve a big old THANKIE for your time and for coming back every week!  I can't do the show without you!  :) And you all make it great! Randolf does a fantastic job reading he captions every week and deserves a huge thank you !! I love it when you all make him laugh! And big thanks to Pinky for giving us a security line every week with that password! Holy macarel....it's always so fun!

I just realized that there's a FB paged called 'the ruby tuesday show' and wanted to link you to the real fb page for the show for you to pullleze write some comments and share on your own fb pages to hopefully encourage your friends and whoever to come to the show with us!  https://www.facebook.com/ruby.tuesdayshow  Maybe there are some icompers who would join us or your co workers, or your friends...who knows? :)

Anytime you can make a video using the bawdydash words, captions or punchlines...knock yourselves out and send to me and I'll premiere them on the show. 30 seconds is all I need :)

Stay tuned for next week when I play Trilo's Little Nell Video. Things moved along pretty quick at this last show and I totally forgot about playing it.

That's all for now....CU next week!

:)

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Pre-show Audience Chatter

a pre show audience chat from a recent Ruby Tuesday Show   http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skittles-bits


7:43 alanatomic: I am here,......entertain me please 

7:45 RubyDubidoux: we will begin our entertainment by creating an illusion of a large stage with red velvet curtains 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: the orchestra begins to warm up, the horn section has trouble hitting the proper middle c 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: the audience is murmuring and hunting for seats.... 
7:47 RubyDubidoux: the audience is upscale, men wearing starched shirts and ties, ladies with their best frock and even a small hat or two sits atop a recently coiffed bob 

7:48 pharmakeus: Hi Tommy 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: 
7:48 alanatomic: Hi Chris 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: Tommy is showing people to their seats 
7:48 alanatomic: Hi Ruby 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: 
7:49 pharmakeus: except for the bum in the back who looks a bit like Truman Capote? 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: Truman couldn't make it, he sent his cousin Abner 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: Abner Capote the famous furrier 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: made his money in hooch and then switched to furs 

7:51 RubyBot: Today's Safeword is Philtrum. 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: philtrum 
7:51 RubyBot: RubyDubidoux said the safeword. Please remain calm. 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: shot channel per pinky 
7:51 randolfambrose: what's a philtrum? 
7:51 RubyBot: Philtrum, n. A vertical cleft or indentation extending from the nose to the upper lip of many mammals. 
7:51 pinkyrv: I am covered in gymnosperm 
7:51 randolfambrose:  
7:51 RubyDubidoux: HAHAHAAHAH!!!! 
randolfambrose pokes pinky 
randolfambrose examins finger 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: OHhh my gosh! 
7:51 randolfambrose: tasty. 
7:52 pinkyrv: gymnosperm 
7:52 randolfambrose: tastes like chicken? 
7:52 pinkyrv: even my snot gutter 
7:52 RubyBot: theironsaul has joined chat. Share and enjoy! 

8:06 pharmakeus: shout at them in german ... that will work 
8:06 pinkyrv: it means, "Get thee behind me Satan!" 
8:06 pharmakeus: achtung dumkoffs. 
8:06 pharmakeus: LOL

Sunday, May 13, 2012

The Ruby Tuesday Show.... every Tuesday at 8pm est right here!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skittles-bits  

AND

Don't forget to follow me on twitter @RubyDubidoux @TheRubyTuesdayShow 

Friday, April 13, 2012

If you're reading this, you are invited to the Ruby Tuesday Special Saturday Show,

8:00pm http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skittles-bits

Poltergeist combination of FLASH and Ustream with Webcammax can be pretty vulgar!

Now that it's fixed, come on over to see the next train wreck!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

THE RUBY TUESDAY SHOW - Brought to you by Pizza My Heart where the pizza and the puns are CHEEZY

Hi everybody!

The flippin lousy internet connection may have caused a lot of starts and stops last night but you can still watch what the show is all about right here: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skittles-bits

 

There's two new shows to view; the last 50 minutes of the salvagable show PLUS a new promo show that I put together to show people what we've been up to for these last 3 years!

Thanks for stopping by and please consider yourselves invited to every show!

CU!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

End of the world prediction doesn't hamper Ruby Tuesday Show April 3rd Show


Bring your bad self along to The Ruby Tuesday Show LIVE every Tuesday night http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skittles-bits and watch the RECORDED show every Monday night at 9:00pm on The Peoples Channel Public Access TV in Chapel Hill, NC!! 

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Watch The Ruby Tuesday Show on Now on The Peoples Channel, Public Access TV, Chapel Hill, NC

Hostess, Ruby Dubidoux, brings the best of the odd news stories, creates curious contests, hatches hideous homemade skits and occasionally plucks a surprise guest directly from the audience chat room and brings them into the fun! You never know what will happen! Heywood U. Cuddleme, famed film critic says of the show, “OY! I can’t believe I watched the whole thing!” First there was this lady, then there was this movie, then there was this caption thing, then all hell broke out!” “There’s interaction between the chat and Ruby,” says Oliver Klozoff, “it never stops. It just goes on and on and on….!”

If you've ever wished for a few hours to get together with friends to giggle, watch goofy videos and walk away from your computer saying, "I've never seen THAT before!"....you might find RubyTuesday is the show for you.

Hostess, Ruby Dubidoux, brings the best of the odd news stories, creates curious contests, hatches hideous homemade skits and occasionally plucks a surprise guest directly from the audience chat room and brings them into the fun! You never know what will happen!  

Mr. Ira B. Tween of "Taint Insurance", long time sponsor of the RubyTuesday Show, describes it as,  "waiting for the accident you're pretty sure is going to happen, which is why I created the BackDatedProgram.  We're not dicks, we're not a-holes, we're Taint Insurance."

Ruby herself, a self described jackess of all trades, kazoo lover, and retired wax lip sculpture says of the show, "Ruby Tuesday is like a little bit of  Andy Rooney, Andy Taylor, and the Gong Show all rolled up into one big ole goofy mess."

Although putting on the show has taken Ruby away a bit from her singing, that too can be seen as a blessing.

Stop by any Tuesday at 8/7Central and see what the commotion is all about. Or just stop by until the cops show up :)

Watch The Ruby Tuesday Show on The Peoples Channel Chapel Hill