Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Recenty Conversation Ruby Tuesday Preshow

7:43 alanatomic: I am here,......entertain me please 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: we will begin our entertainment by creating an illusion of a large stage with red velvet curtains 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: the orchestra begins to warm up, the horn section has trouble hitting the proper middle c 
7:45 RubyDubidoux: the audience is murmuring and hunting for seats.... 
7:47 RubyDubidoux: the audience is upscale, men wearing starched shirts and ties, ladies with their best frock and even a small hat or two sits atop a recently coiffed bob 

7:48 pharmakeus: Hi Tommy 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: Smile 
7:48 alanatomic: Hi Chris 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: Tommy is showing people to their seats 
7:48 alanatomic: Hi Ruby 
7:48 RubyDubidoux: Smile 
7:49 pharmakeus: except for the bum in the back who looks a bit like Truman Capote? 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: Truman couldn't make it, he sent his cousin Abner 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: Abner Capote the famous furrier 
7:49 RubyDubidoux: made his money in hooch and then switched to furs 

7:51 RubyBot: Today's Safeword is Philtrum. 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: philtrum 
7:51 RubyBot: RubyDubidoux said the safeword. Please remain calm. 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: shot channel per pinky 
7:51 randolfambrose: what's a philtrum? 
7:51 RubyBot: Philtrum, n. A vertical cleft or indentation extending from the nose to the upper lip of many mammals. 
7:51 pinkyrv: I am covered in gymnosperm 
7:51 randolfambrose:  
7:51 RubyDubidoux: HAHAHAAHAH!!!! 
randolfambrose pokes pinky 
randolfambrose examins finger 
7:51 RubyDubidoux: OHhh my gosh! 
7:51 randolfambrose: tasty. 
7:52 pinkyrv: gymnosperm 
7:52 randolfambrose: tastes like chicken? 
7:52 pinkyrv: even my snot gutter 
7:52 RubyBot: theironsaul has joined chat. Share and enjoy! 

8:06 pharmakeus: shout at them in german ... that will work 
8:06 pinkyrv: it means, "Get thee behind me Satan!" 
8:06 pharmakeus: achtung dumkoffs. 
8:06 pharmakeus: LOL

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